Was it Goaticide?
People in Africa are in "mourning" after the death of Sudan's most famous goat
Yup, Rose "married" a Sudanese gentleman last year after the pair were caught fornicating and were ordered to tie the knot by the courts!
Clearly, the husband must be chief suspect - my theory is that he was after her life insurance policy of a couple of bags of grain and made it look like an accident.
Rose's daughter - incidentally, who is also a goat - must be distraught and will probably be launching a formal appeal to make sure all her mum's assets come to her.
News on the inquest to follow...
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Rose's daughter - incidentally, who is also a goat - must be distraught
Poor kid.